I know Valentine’s day is February 14 but since Saturdays are the worst days to post a blog, I thought I would post it today. Granted, I don’t know if it matters or not… it’s not like I have a large readership.
Valentineโs Day and I Go Way Back
Valentineโs Day and I go way back. For years, I bought into the hypeโchocolates, cards, flowers, stuffed animals, the whole nine yards. I still buy those thingsโฆ just not on Valentineโs Day anymore. Amy may actually prefer it that way. At least thatโs what I keep telling myself.
One year, I snapped a picture of some flowers and sent it to Amy with the message: โThese flowers will die, but this picture will last forever.โ
She replied with a picture of a T-bone steak:
โThis steak will be gone in five minutes, but this picture will last forever. Happy Valentineโs Day.โ
It only took her ten years, but sheโs finally catching on to my humor.
Side note: February 14, 2005 (Valentine’s Day), I proposed. I did it then because it was the last thing sheโd expect. I usually go for something moreโฆ creative.
Our very first Valentineโs Day, I bought a giant box of Britney Spears Valentine cards. I signed every single one and gave them all to her. She was thrilled.
A year later, I told her to wear the fancy silk dress that I bought her on a trip to China โ and the look on her face said she was expecting the date of a lifetime. She was sure we were heading to some upscale restaurant.
We were not.
I took her to Mandarin Express on 23rd and Rockwell โ and the confused look on her face was absolutely priceless. A magnificent Chinese dinner for under $7! And since it was opening night of Shanghai Knights at Quail Springs Mallโฆ well, how could I pass that up? It’s one of the few times in our relationship when I donโt think Amy was very impressed with me. She hasnโt worn that dress since.
Iโm pretty sure the next year I proposed.
Our first Valentineโs Day as husband and wife, she got a dozen roses. She was ecstatic. Two years later she learned a vital detail: the flowers were actually intended for the receptionist. they were originally delivered to the office for the receptionist by her boyfriend. When the receptionist left for the day, I took them home for Amy. When Amy saw me bring them back to the office the next morning, I told her I wanted everyone to see the โnice flowers she received.โ I did this for several days until the roses died.
Another yearโ I bought a huge box of chocolates, wrote a heartfelt mushy cardโฆ and secretly replaced every piece of chocolate with carrots and celery. I learned later that this was not, in fact, funny.
My Valentineโs Day antics used to irritate Amy. But eventually she realized: this is a family tradition. My dad did the same thing for my mom. One year he gave her twelve sandwich bags full of flour arranged in a vase. A fourth-grader thought sheโd received crack. Another year he gave her an actual cow heart.
Now, when I do things like that โ carrying on the same Valentine mischief my dad perfected โ Amy knows itโs because I love her. And I like to think I am setting a great example of spoiling and loving my wife for my boys to experience and repeat for their own wives one day.
Okโฆ enough randomness for today. Happy Valentineโs Day.






